22-year-old elephant named “Saheli” passed away at Marghazar Zoo in Islamabad on Tuesday

Sources have confirmed that the elephant was injured a few days back but due to lack of proper healthcare facilities the animal was not treated properly and the poor beast passed away on Tuesday. Fingers have already been pointed at the PPP Government for not providing adequate facilities for the animals. There is a huge outcry by the people to hold the Zoo Keeper responsible. The Government has been quick to respond and have already created a special overseeing committee to investigate this heinous incident and will present their findings to the National Assembly within a week.

Major news channel were also found on site to report this “Breaking News” some of the reporters were found interviewing the monkeys in the neighboring cages and asking them “how they felt about the passing away of the elephant”.  

PML-N has decided to call a long march against the Government for the dreadful treatment of the elephant in the Zoo. Meanwhile PTI has decided to hold a Jalsa in front of the Zoo gates to protest against the mistreatment of animals by the Government. Mr. Imran Khan the owner of PTI has said that this is a conspiracy concocted by the Government as they now intend to import Elephants from the US and members of the PPP Government are expected to get commissions against this deal. The media is already calling this the “Hatee-gate” scandal.

The Supreme Court has given the Government a deadline to get to the bottom of this incident otherwise they intend to take Suo Moto action against the Zoo and the Zoo Keeper will be charged with  contempt of court and if found guilty the Zoo Keeper will locked up in one of the animal cages for thirty seconds.     

PPP has also come in strong support of the Zoo Keeper and have declared they have no intentions of replacing the Zoo Keeper irrespective of whatever action the court takes.

PM Gillani has also given a statement saying that his Government is going to work day and night to ensure the plight these elephants in Pakistan are brought to an end and as a first step he has declared to establish a separate province for the elephants.

A Typical Interview Given By Imran Khan

A Typical Interview Given By Imran Khan

Interviewer: “Mr. Khan your party has gained a lot of momentum in the urban areas but you are still lacking support in the rural areas which represents majority of the vote bank. How do you plan to counter that?” 

Imran Khan: “Daikhain Jee the current leadership structure is very corrupt and now the people of Pakistan want change. A revolution is in process and I am brining a tsunami”

Interviewer: “Mr. Khan Pakistan is currently plagued with issues, like law and order, education, unemployment, corruption, and, above all, security. How do you plan on dealing with these issues? ” 

Imran Khan: “Daikhain Jee the current leadership structure is very corrupt and now the people of Pakistan want change. A revolution is in process and I am brining a tsunami”

Interviewer: “Mr. Khan one of the major problems in Pakistan is Religious Extremism and it is imperative that these extremist elements be weeded out in order for Pakistan to progress, however since you seem to be aligning yourself with certain parties which have been associated with fundamentalist groups. How do you plan to tackle with the issue of religious extremism? ” 

Imran Khan: “Daikhain Jee the current leadership structure is very corrupt and now the people of Pakistan want change. A revolution is in process and I am brining a tsunami”

Interviewer: “Mr. Khan, Pakistan today is in a complex predicament when it comes to its global standing. Do we continue to hold old grievances with India and ignore the huge market potential for both countries? Do we draw close to Afghanistan who is a close American ally? How do we cozy up with China while still maintaining close ties with Washington and most importantly where does Pakistan stand in respect to its stance on Iran. So Mr. Khan what are your views on that? ” 

Imran Khan: “Daikhain Jee the current leadership structure is very corrupt and now the people of Pakistan want change. A revolution is in process and I am brining a tsunami”

Interviewer: “All right Mr. Khan ...“ 

Imran Khan: “Daikhain Jee ….. “

Interviewer: “… that’s all the time we have ...” 

Imran Khan: “… the current leadership structure is very corrupt …”

Interviewer: “Mr. Khan the time for the show is finished!!!” 

Imran Khan: “… now the people of Pakistan want change …”

Interviewer: “Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to take leave”

Imran Khan: “… a revolution is in process …”

Interviewer: “Thank You …” 

Imran Khan: “… I am brining a …”

Interviewer: “… and Good Night“ 

Imran Khan: “...tsunami”